So, I’ve been chatting with my friends recently. We were talking, and the subject came to sex. They were telling me about how fulfilling their sex lives with their husbands are. I heard stories about how their husbands make them cum, and fuck them hard, and make their legs shake. And that’s when I started to realize that I don’t think I have any experiences like that with you. I really started to realize that… you’re just not that great a lay. Frankly, I love you, but I’m just not fulfilled sexually. I think it’s unfair, to be honest. But I do have a solution. Are you ready to hear it?