Hello and welcome to the afterlife. I was chosen to be your guide in your forever after and you are such a lucky boy that you were able to have me as your angel! Yes, I am an angel but I'm not just any angel... I am a very special angel... I am the Fart Angel or if you'd rather call me, your Fartian Angel! It is my job to be your gassy companion for all of eternity! I do hope you will love my heavenly farts... but something tells me you are absolutely going to cherish them! My farts are the best smell you'll ever smell... that's why they are heavenly farts! So get ready to experience an eternity of the sexiest farts you've ever heard because here they come!