Sweetie... step-mommy's just here to check on you.... oh honey! Why are you still awake? I tucked you in over an hour ago, you know we have a ton of things to do super early in the morning! Why are you not napping yet? Oh... I see... Yes, I suppose step-mommy did forget a very important part of your bedtime ritual. I've just been so busy lately, it completely slipped my mind... but how could I ever forget something so important? My sweet step-son could never fall resting without his step-mommy's farts before bed! That's ok sweetie. Step-Mommy is here now and she is very gassy too so I'm sure you will be napping good tonight! You just lay there while step-mommy straddles your face and rips her big farts right up your nose!