Welcome to your health assessment. I've decided these check-ups need to be brought forward, and not just reserved for your golden years. I want you to be totally honest with me. The questions will be open ended, you have freedom to express yourself. I like to focus on mental health, how you feel about yourself. I'm also interested in your daily life, and sexual habits. Please tell me, how often do you masturbate? Talk me through your normal routine. As you answer the questions, I delve deeper. In time, you realize I am subtly humiliating you. My questions become poisonous darts, and my sweet laugh leaves you defenseless. I've seen thousands of cases like yours, I know just what to do with you.