In this video I am your girlfriend, I am unhappy with your lifestyle choices lately and I want to make some rules for you. First of all, you're gonna need a job... wait, on second thought, you might need 2, or even better 3 jobs. 1 full time monday-friday 8am-4pm. the second, 4.30pm-8.30pm. then the third, saturday and sunday, 8 am - 12. you're unhappy and we negotiate to have you working these hours every second weekend. that means your ass is mine in your spare time. we then discuss that you're going on a diet too.... you're overspending on food. I can't have you eating burgers, pizza every day... from now on you're on a strict diet, you're starting a tinned tuna/chicken diet. Oh, poor baby can't have his burger anymore... well that's a pity, the next 3 months we're gonna do just what I say, and only then, if you're a good obedient boy, we can renegotiate these terms.