It is important to exercise, so I have been out enjoying the trails. I stop at a bench to have a cigarette, when the urge to piss arrives. I climb up on the bench and unleash all of my piss into my cut off jeans shorts. The feeling of warmth is overwhelming! I survey how wet I look, as I still have a way to walk. I think I can hide it under my coat! I notice that I have created some yellow snow on the bench, so I clean it up with my warm boots. Would you notice my wet jeans shorts, if I was walking on the same trail as you?
