OMFG......I can't believe Eliza Eves found out I cheated on Mrs. Bennett test. It didn't help much forgetting to study for the test in the first place. I'm always the top in the class!!!! Getting accepted to Princeton is on the line if I don't get an A on this test. Eliza came over to my house, but to antagonize me for cheating and threaten to tell Mrs. Bennett about my cheat sheet. My world was crumbling in front of me, until little miss teacher's pet propose another way to keep her mouth shut with something thick and curvy. At first I thought she wanted a banana, but her hand was already on my crotch before I can count to 5. I guess this can be our dirty little secret!