Attention homos! This is a special announcement. It's time to introduce the Project Faggot class of 2021. Get ready for the PF 2021 ROLL CALL. *Yes, PF2021 sign-ups are still open!*  I've made my list of project faggot pledges, checked it twice, and now? I'm going to read every last one of your names aloud. That includes YOU. Will you be able to deny your gay destiny after you hear me tell the world that you're a faggot? You won't even want to. Especially if you're one of the homos I choose to pick on and tease about your faggot future.  I can't deny that filming this clip made me proud. I collect faggots. It's my favorite hobby. My collection has gotten so big, and it's still growing. I'm excited to show-off my gay toys.