So, I’ve been looking at some photos of your girlfriend that you sent to me and like, really?! THAT is your girlfriend? It’s no wonder you love jerking off to me so much, having to lay down next to that every night. I verbally tear her appearance to shreds from her body down to her facial expressions. She needs a good slap on her face with my slider, perhaps that will slap some of the ugly out of her. In fact, if I were to take a dump on her face, you’d be more attracted to her than you currently are. How does that make you feel? In fact, let’s make it happen. You’re going to have to make her come and kneel in front of me so that I can slap her and improve her appearance by using her face as my toilet.