My car is filled to the brim with fast food bags, wrappers, and cups because I am such a gluttonous fat piggy and a massive slob. So fat I can barely even walk and I have to use my scooter (which I have almost outgrown and is creaking under my enormous ass) and my grabber just to clean up my disheveled mess. As I am cleaning out my car, I also found my paperwork from my recent hospital visit where I was diagnosed with obesity... And the symptoms include: High Fat & High Calorie diet, which looking at all this food trash is pretty obviously accurate. In fact, I am such a gluttonous hog, that the very act of cleaning up a mountain of old food containers makes me crave a dozen donuts, and I have to waddle my fat ass to the car (which I have also almost outgrown: my belly actually honks the horn as I get in), and drive thru dunks for a tasty high calorie overindulgent snack. Watch me stuff my greedy face with a box of donuts as I make more filth for my slovenly heap of gluttony.