After using all the anal toys I got over and over again, I came to the conclusion that I need a bigger one... like a really big one. So I decided to ask a well known manufacturer of big anal toys if they could send me a bigger one in order to satisfy my needs. They declined. Regarding that manufacturer my twitter account is too small. This burnt a hole into my soul. Had to stuff that hole somehow. But there was no appropriate toy for that. So I took a cucumber. WARNING: Don't try this at home! Industrial cucumbers are treated with chemicals. Also bacteria could damage your enteric flora. If you ever decide to use a vegetable as an anal toy, wash it thoroughly and disinfect it with boiling water. DISCLAIMER: No cucumbers were hurt during the take. Only professional stunt-cucumbers were used.