What does it mean when people say that you’re a beta? Most of the time, they’re comparing you to other men. They’re saying that you’re inferior to most other men out there. Physically, sexually, financially. The list could go on. And that’s all true, of course. Real alpha men generally don’t jerk off to femdom porn. But there’s a comparison that I don’t think is drawn often enough. It’s the comparison between you, and me. I know it probably seems pointless. Sometimes it’s hard to even believe that you and I are the same species. As it turns out, we are, but we couldn’t be less similar. You see, I’m an alpha too. I’m an alpha woman. I’m rich, hot, and successful. I’m a complete alpha, and you’re still nothing but a pathetic little beta.