you're not focused on your work. As you know, Our company believes in hiring and empowering women. It's been clear now that you lack professionalism in working among a high percentage of female coworkers. your lack of control is a weakness to the team. It makes you less valuable to the company and further it brings down the overall value of the company. your female peers do not require special attn. They are not as desperate as you. you've been watching and downloading porn on the company server on company time. I could and should fire you. Instead I'm going to implement a 30 day chastity trial. Every day. see if you can be a little less pathetic. Maybe your male peers can help you out with any unfortunate consequence s of your predicament.