Your ex calls you over to take a look at her pipes, they’ve been leaking and you have the right tools for the job. She assures you that she doesn’t think less of you for giving into temptation last time, and she’s not pregnant from that messy creampie you shot deep inside her at the party when your girlfriend was in the next room. She’d like for you two to just be friends, and to put the the past behind you. Friends help friends plug up their wet pipes, right?