Hey, little dick! Are you jerking again? You’re always rubbing that little thing. I’ve got a little challenge for you, something to see just how big you really are, an empirical test if you will, but first, that little dick has to get hard. It has to get fully hard. It has to get right to the edge. It has to get as big and as hard and as thick as it’s ever going to get. Well, I guess it’s more of a “diclit.” A dick-what? A dick and a clit put together, that’s what you’ve got going on downstairs. It’s just pathetically small. The more I humiliate you, the stiffer it seems to get. Now, once it’s as big and as hard as it’s ever going to get, though I think big is a bit of an overstatement, in this case, go get a toilet paper roll and I tell you, based on how you fit, just how big you really are. Does your little dick measure up?