**(intro)In this world, I am your school guidance counselor. I am meeting with you to discuss your performance (or lack thereof) on your tests in a couple of your classes, and to come up with some solutions for whatever problem it is you're having...(end intro)** So, how have things been going? Really? Because I've heard from a couple of your teachers that you have been turning in tests completely blank! But the strange thing is, your homework assignments in the same classes are perfection. So, do you have anything to say about that? Hello? Are you listening to Me? Ohh, I see! You're distracted, aren't you? Perhaps... by the dangling of My shoe from My foot? Hmm. Now that I think about it, all of the teachers who were concerned about you... they all dress nicely, don't they? They tend to wear dresses and skirts, paired with high heels, that show off their legs and feet. And I'm willing to bet that when they sit down while the class is taking a test, they might do things like pop the heel off of a shoe and dangle it from their feet. Well, that wasn't so hard to figure out, was it!? Now, as your guidance counselor, it's my duty to help students find solutions to their problems. I think I may have just the thing. But you're going to have to trust me. You can do that, can't you?