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I'm wearing my cute pink leggings, grey slouch socks and my gorgeous grey cashmere rollneck sweater. I'm also wearing a whole lot of tight pink rope. When I said I wanted to play escape attempt, I didn't mean that you had to go crazy and tie me up so tight! This hogtie is insanely tough, what's wrong with you?? I struggle and complain constantly, trying to get at at least one knot in the hope of unraveling the whole thing. I roll from one side to the other, in the hope it'll loosen the knots. No such luck; this thing is totally stuck. I'm so irritated!!! You're completely unfair! And WHAT??? NOW YOU'RE GAGGING ME????? The pink ballgag does nothing to improve my temper, nor does it make the rope any less inescapable. And when you finally tub the collar of my rollneck sweater up over my face, I'm incandescent with fury. Do you have NO RESPECT FOR ME??