My husband is useless. In the bedroom, I mean. Sorry to be so forward, its just that I noticed you looking, and you may say you don't want to get involved in that mess but...well...I know. What? Am I wrong? God, you don't have to act so offended! I just want to help you out. In bed, with that erection. What? Did you think I wouldn't notice? Just let me help! Alright, FINE, if you insist, I won't touch. Oh, but all that work you've been doing to reduce your rent, your back must be absolutely aching! Let me give you a massage? I promise, no funny business...