Another holiday in which the goal is for you is to numb the pain of being such a fucking loser. Doesn't matter how much fun-juice you ingest that little voice in the back of your head will never stop telling you how worthless you are, you'll never be able to silence it. The funny part is that you look like even MORE of a loser when you down fun-juice but since you don't remember anything you do when you're hammered you're never embarrassed the next day even though you should be. Everyone talks about how much of a loser you are and how much they don't fucking like you. Yes everyone is looking at you. Yes everyone is talking sh*t about you when you come around. No one likes you. So get hammered to that you fucking loser.