I know wildlife parks are usually a terrible idea, but—hear me out—I think I’m onto something here. Imagine it. A place where people can bring their families to gawk at some of the most shocking creatures in the natural world, with absolutely no harm done to those creatures or the environment. And they’ll be creatures you can’t see in just any old menagerie—ones that are way more entertaining too. But of course I’ll need your help to set it all up.