So, it would appear that you're obsessed with hairy armpits. Lucky for you, I've graciously decided to allow you to watch as I stroke, smell, and pull the hair of My armpits, all while softly deriding you for being such a strange little armpit-obsessed freak. I even get right up to the camera, allowing you the most intimate possible view of My armpits. Worship the beauty of My natural, damp, pheromone-scented hairy armpits. Gender neutral.