I have yet another pair of Louboutins. Off the top of my head, and can’t even think of how many I have now. But I’m not satisfied, am I? I want more, and you want me to have more. You love watching me accrue material wealth, don’t you? So, there’s an obvious solution. You know what to do. Get out your credit card. Open your bank account. Turn your wallet upside down. Sell your car or get a second job if you have to. Whatever it takes, you’re going to fund my Louboutins.