Tiny little useless dicks make me sooooo insanely angry. They're ugly, they're needy, and worst of all THEY DO NOT PLEASE ME!!! There's nothing worse than a little dick loser trying to please you with their tiny useless dick!!! IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!! IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!! Your dick is just too small for anyone to feel. It's ugly and it's useless. Nobody feels good after fucking tiny little dick. I was soooo upset for myself and my fellow penis lovers about this little dick dilemma that I said fuck it, every single little dick owner owes me money. The smaller the dick is, the more money the bitch boy owning the dick owes me. You heard me right and I'm pretty sure I didn't stutter. I think that's only fair considering I have to live in the same world as your SUPER TINY DICK. Look, I didn't ask to be born into the same world as you little shrimpy shriveled up dick so it's only fair that I get to tax it. You agree, no question about it.