Aren't you a cute little man, you tiny little man!  I'm so much bigger than you and I could just smush you between my butt cheeks!  I could just sit on you, or smush you with my big giant feet! Look at my big muscles, do they intimidate you, I work out all the time just so I can make tiny many like you my plays things! Is it making you so hard watching how big I am compared to you? Well stroke it tiny man!