You’ve spent quite a bit of time browsing my socials. You’ve been browsing through my store more and more frequently. Your curiosity is mounting, it seems. Maybe you’ve never even purchased a clip. Well, it’s time to move forward. I’m waiting to hear from you, and I’m sick of waiting. You belong in my army of slaves, and all you have to do to make that happen is reach out and seek my guidance. The time has come to cease your existence as a lurking bitch, and submit yourself to me.