You're my colleague and I've popped over to see you and your wife assumes I'm just there to catch up on some work with you. As soon as she's gone though, the tone changes. What your wife doesn't realise is that you've been having an affair with me at work, tut tut naughty boy. What YOU don't realise is that I'm going to tell your wife every single thing we've been up to... all the fucking, the secret trysts... unless you pay up. Yep, that's right, good old-fashioned blackmail. If you want my silence you better start paying. Oh did I tell you that I have proof? I have lots of photos, and I sneakily recorded us a couple of times. I want your money, and I want thousands. Mmm blackmailing you has got me all excited, this is so hot. Maybe you'll think twice next time you think about starting up another affair.