You think that heterosexuality is harmless. In fact, you think it’s natural and healthy. The way things ought to be. But I’m going to tell you the truth: it’s not. Sure, having straight experiences might be fine for women. They’re capable of handling such perverse urges with composure and dignity. But for men like you? Even the faint fictional whiff of pussy turns into you into barbarians. You need to get rid of these harmful desires and reject your depraved attraction to women. Straight men are nothing but irredeemable trash, ruining the world and making life for women—the superior sex—miserable. Don’t you want to be better? Don’t you want to be gay? I’m going to convert you. If I fill you with enough cock, you’ll never think of pussy again.