I can't believe no other guides on kicking think self defense could be hilarious! I mean what's a better wau to win a fight than by distracting your opponent with a few funny one liners that will knock his socks off? It's easy, girl! Get into a confident stance and tell him to suck your dick and while he'll be wondering if you really got one - just kick your sharp high heel into his, haha! Tell him a joke that make him roll on his ass laughing and then kick him! Then, in a threatening victory pose, slowly approach your opponent and with a smug smirk ask him - how are you down there, still kicking?