I'm scrolling on my phone and come across an ad for breast expansion pills. I've always wanted bigger tits. I'm not super hopeful, but the ad does guarantee a larger cup each week you use it. I do it. I order them. They arrive and I'm excited. I read the instructions, even the weird warning, and I take my first pill. I wake up so sore and tender. I guess they might be working. Time goes by and yeah, my breasts start looking a little bigger, but not quite as big as I was hoping. Maybe if I take more of the pills, I can get the results I really want. A busy week goes by and I'm thrown off my routine and realize that I've missed a few days of taking the breast expansion pills. Well, the only logical thing to do is to take the full bottle. I feel woozy and go to nap only to wake up a completely new me. Bimbo, brunette, chubby, eye contact, makeup, and thick