(POV) Since you're here, it's required that we get acquainted. By "we" I mean YOU and My stunning ASS. You're going to sit there and stare at My ass until you start drooling from your eye sockets. Study it, soaking in every detail. You LOVE My ass. In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy myself to my favorite songs as if you don't exist. Oh, wait... you don't exist in MY world!