I need to talk to you, it's about your girlfriend. She didn't have the heart to tell you this so she asked me to do it because she knows I love to watch men cry. Tell you what, I'll tell you if you get down on your knees. Oh my god!!! You're such a submissive little beta bitch, she was right. This is so much better, it just feels natural... okay the news... so your girlfriend wanted me to tell you that she really hates your tiny little penis. No really it's true, she told me. She was sooo worked up about it, she just said "I don't know what to do , he just keeps pounding but I don't feel anything!" You know what I told her after that? It'll probably make you cry but I'm gonna tell you anyway. I told her just to fucking dump you, a man with a tiny useless penis isn't even a man at all, right? He's a slave, a wallet, some furniture, SOMETHING, but he's not a man that's for goddamn sure.