I love when you guys humiliate yourself for me, so if I am going to let you jerk off, I will get some enjoyment out of it too! So, today, I want you to hump the air. That's right; you're such a loser you don't even get to jerk off with your own hand! You're going to thrust your pelvis, and I am going to laugh at you until you make a mess all over. So are you ready? Get to humpin' air, loser!