Hey, loser. Since there is nothing redeeming about you, you have a choice; be a loser with purpose or a be a loser without purpose. A loser without purpose strokes himself stupid to humiliation porn and cries himself to rest* every night. A loser with purpose does all that too, but also gets to be something very prestigious: my human toilet! I know the initial thought of it shocks you, but the more I explain and describe, the more intrigued you will be. You won't be able to explain the urge, but you will have it and it will create a connection between us. This is especially true for lonely losers who are desperate for the chance to be useful to a Goddess. Being my human toilet is very useful! There is no greater honor than being of service to a Goddess in any way she sees fit and today, you're going to be eating my....