You silly boys never learn. With all these dating apps, you were easy to catch. I followed you and chose you. When the time was right, I knew you'd swipe right on me. Here you are, hundreds of miles away from home. No phone, no credit card, no hope of ever leaving this cabin in the woods. Did I mention that you won't be eating for the next three days? When you pass, I don't want your disgusting mess to clean up. Stomach acid has a nasty way of ruining everything! Do you want to know why I picked you out? Because you don't smoke, have a healthy lifestyle and you work out. I am going to harvest your organs and sell them to the highest bidders. How ironic that in your attempts to be healthy and elongate your life, you ended up cutting it short?