Hey, I think we need to talk. This is gonna be super easy for me to say but kinda difficult for you to hear so if you need to sit down or better yet get down on your knees and get completely naked it would be completely fine. So, I'm sorry but not really sorry that it ended up this way but I just don't love you anymore. Yeah you're kinda pathetic and obsessive and you don't bring much to the table other than your money. And your dick is like way too small, I've never had an orgasm with you. All the times that I cheated on you I DEFINITELY came a lot more than I ever did with you...WHOOOPS! I guess since the cat's out of the bag... I've been cheating on you too... soooooo much. Like, all the time with guys with huge dicks... like THIS BIG and coming from that to your tiny little thing it was so obvious to me that this wasn't gonna work out. Trust me, You're a little dick loser and i'm super hot and goth. It was never gonna work out between us, I'm too good for you.