You have a new opportunity today. In fact, it’s a double opportunity. Not only do you get to affirm your purpose, and devote yourself to a life of physical chastity, but you also get to make me laugh. Yes, you’re going to make sure your chastity cage is on nice and tight, and then you’re going to get rid of your keys in a funny way. That means nothing boring. You’re not going to throw them in the trash. You’re not going to drop them in a storm drain. No, that sounds boring. I want you to come up with a way to get rid of your chastity keys that’s funny, entertaining, and possible even humiliating.