OMG babe! I can't believe we are actually here! I've been wanting to go to the Bahamas since forever and I am SO happy you brought me here! So what are we going to do first?? I think we should go lay in the sun and have some yummy beverages... Oh babe, what do you mean you're tired? You want to take a nap? On our first day at the beach?! Ugh... fine! I'm sure you probably are tired... Ok, I'll go get some beverages and you can take a nap for a little while but I want you to hurry up! I'm going to be back soon and we are going to do lots of fun stuff! A little while later... *Braaaaaaaap* It's time to wake up babe! You've been napping long enough and I want to play! I had the most delicious beverage ever at the bar and I don't know what they put in it but it made me SO gassy! My belly is rumbling and it feels so full of gas! Ohhh I have an idea!! Babe, I want you to lay right there in the sand and let me rip some farts for you before we go have some fun... let's just say, it's my way of thanking you for bringing me here! I'm going to rip ass for you right here on the beach and you are going to love every second of it!