So I know you were planning on driving home after our visit but I just feel like it's way too late at night to be driving! The weather isn't great and I'd just feel better if you rested over tonight. Really, it's not big deal and we can drive to work together tomorrow. There's just one problem... My place is pretty small, you see. I don't really have any alternate napping arrangements... You can rest on my couch or I guess you could rest on the floor if you'd prefer. What do you mean you have a bad neck and you need to rest in a bed? Well, I'm sorry, I only have one bed and it's mine and I think it would be rather weird to share a bed with my coworker... but I suppose... Ok, fine! I'll let you rest in my bed with me but this is a totally casual thing, absolutely NO weird stuff, understand? Good, I'm glad we agree... well, follow me to the bedroom, I'm pretty tired and I'm ready to crash. Oh and just one more thing.... I only have one pillow and I definitely don't share my pillow. I guess you'll have to use my booty as your pillow tonight and I have to warn you, I fart a lot at night. Like seriously, I rip ass all night long so it's probably going to be pretty stinky for you. Hope you don't mind! I'm sure you'll rest great, after all, my booty is the best pillow you'll ever rest on!