All that you ever do is complain about your girlfriend. How she is ugly, lazy and out of shape. How she won't fuck you, but even if she did you wouldn't want to. How all that she does is get on your back and nag you. And yet when it comes to me, I hear quite the contrary. How I'm so beautiful and sexy. How you could cream in your pants just looking at me. And how when you see me, you feel a feeling of relaxation spread across your whole body. You constantly tell me that no one compares to me, that you worship me, and put nothing above pleasing me. Yet... SHE'S still in the picture. All of that time and money to funnel into your sad little relationship, SHOULD be going to ME. And it will. Because if you intend to stick around, you're going to have to prove that you are worthy. You're going to have to take EVERYTHING that you have given to her, sell it, and put that money where it rightfully belongs. WITH ME. .