Yes, I Would Rather Be Fucking My Ex

Sex with you is the worst but do we really have to talk about this? Why do you need to know about my ex? Why are you so interested in his big cock? He knows you've been spying on him at the gym when he's showering checking out his enormous cock. Everyone is starting to think you're a little weirdo but I know you just like being inferior with your tiny unsatisfying cock. Does it make you happy to know he was the biggest cock I've ever had? And he was so much better than you.