I have a little surprise for you. I put a special ingredient in your sippy cup. You might have noticed the world is much bigger than before! I shrunk you. You're much more entertaining doll-sized instead of as a big, ugly man. I can just slip you in my purse now. Now sweetheart, since you're my toy, I'm going to do whatever I please with you. You're no longer a man. You're a wimpy, sissy whiner and you can't do anything about it. So put on this tutu and stay out of my way, or else I'll stomp on you.