You've finally decided to show up! When I started dating a CHEF, I expected to have nice MEALS on our date nights. You come home 4 hours late SMELLING like delicious prime rib and I am STARVING. I'm too HUNGRY to wait for you to cook. You SMELL so good that I just want to give you a LICK. Since I have to figure out what to EAT, I decide upon EATING YOU! My belly EXPANDS as you DIGEST in my TUMMY. I feel so full and BLOATED with you in my STOMACH. You should have seen this coming!