Welcome. Take a seat. I know why you're here. You're here because you want to feel small. Don't you? You've always wanted to be small, minuscule even! Haven't you? You walk around the world with your chest out, pretending that you adore your height, when in reality you want to crane your neck just to look at people. Well, you have come to the right place! With my magic I can make you feel small, but first we will need to cut all associations your brain has with being tall. Now let's begin, watch the crystal and listen to me very carefully *This clip uses gender neutral pronouns and is appropriate for anyone who wants to shrink :) ** For best results it is suggested to listen to this with headphones and in an environment where you will note be interrupted.