It's time to submit your tax return and I'm that bad accountant that's going to keep all your money! I know all your secrets and all about that home life of yours so it would be very bad for you if you tell anyone I'm blackmailing-fantasy you out of all that money. Every year you come back to me like a well-trained pet and I even buy those sweets you like, those Gummy Bears that I use to taunt you.. It's hot being ripped off right?