Oh hello there... you must be one of my sons friends? He shouldn't be long, would you like to come inside and wait for him? I'll make you a nice cup of tea. I've not met you before have I? I think I would have remembered you... nice young good looking boy like you. I'm not making you feel uncomfortable am I? I don't mean to. Oh how embarrassing, my robe keeps coming undone. Do you have a girlfriend? No wait... let me guess... you prefer the older woman don't you. A nice mature woman with experience to teach you a thing or two? Yes I thought so. My son brings home a lot of friends, but you certainly are the best by far. My sons friends are my friends too if you know what I mean... they like coming here, they all say I'm very friendly... too friendly even... how about we go through to my bedroom and get more comfortable? Yes? Thats it... yes...