These slippers are worn, filthy, and stinky and you are going to worship every inch of them. They are an aroma addict's dream. You’ll worship them with your sense of smell, with your sense of touch, with your sense of sight, but most importantly, with your sense of taste. You can’t get enough of these aromatic slippers, caked with my scent and sweat. You’d worship them at an altar if you could. That’s how much you love them and how badly you want to worship them.