Do you want to be my little one? I know that you have very little desires. Little desires inside to be my sweet little one. How about a nice warm sponge bath with little rubber ducky here, followed by a big fluffy toweling off, after I’ve washed you in all of your naughty little places. You’re going to get the pink powder-scented lotion smoothed all over your skin, your bottom, in between your legs, and right on your belly, then you’ll get your big, pink binkie and, if you’re not tired yet, I’m going to put warm milk and honey in your bottle. That warm, milky bottle will send you right to dreamland with my little lullabies. A sweet and nurturing bedtime ritual.