My favorite beverage is seltzer water & I used to be nervous about having it at school or work... Embarassed by the way it makes me burp! However, now I mostly do those things over zoom so I can just mute my mic! I start chugging my favorite mango flavor... you tell me that it's gross! I don't care what you think, but you continue to talk smack. So I continue to chug. The more you mouth off, the more I burp in your face.... Finally I've had enough of your sass, so I tackle you and hold you down- I make you deal with my gross burps up close and very personal! After chugging another seltzer my burps do become pretty gross!!! I hold you down and burp right in your face over and over again. You have no choice but to endure my stinky burps!