There's one thing I'm absolutely certain about when it comes to you. you deserve to paint your face with your own jizz and savor every last drop. the only way to guarantee it'll happen is getting you to assume the loser position. I like you in this position best because I know you won't be able to run from your spunk when you inevitably explode and leak all over yourself. Follow my lead as I teach you how to position yourself. Hoist your hips above your head and rest your legs above you. you are only permitted to stroke after getting in the loser position. Look at you! you're so pathetic for me. you're so committed to catching your own nut that you're doing some weird form of gymnastics in your bedroom... like a loser. lmfao.