Hey Loser! Remember when you were all weak and horny and you signed up to my Loser hit list? You signed yourself over to me to be tormented as my humiliation puppet whenever I decide to pick on you. This is my first Hit List, will you be on it? I'm going to randomly pick on 10 losers who signed up. If you're not on the list, there's a good chance you'll be on a future hit list but you'll have to get the clip, get on your knees, and wait nervously to see if I call you out. If you 'can't' or 'won't' do what I tell you to do, you'll have to send me the buy out tribute, which is personalized to each of you, just like the tasks.